Monday, December 30, 2024

A Delivery of Gilnean White

The man that most people knew at Jonathan Chess crouched in the shadows inside the deserted Pyrewood Chapel. He had stepped into the Shadows out of paranoid reflex; throughout his career his paranoia had kept him alive. He had avoided returning to Pyrewood since the Horde had destroyed Theramore; Theramore had been the first home he had known since he had first been recruited by Elling Trias to serve Jaina Proudmoore at the newly-established city-state. She remembered Trias from before his retirement, when he had served the Alliance as spymaster. 

It might have been another decade before he returned to Pyrewood, except for the letter he had received from Snow FitzSilver. 

Snow had been another orphan from the assembled refugees trapped outside the Gilneas Wall. Jon's half brother, the paladin Griffonclaw, had brought him to the safety of the Stormwind Orphanage, ultimately adopting him as part of the family.

Snow had asked for a meeting, and given all Snow had given to the family, Jon did not for a minute hesitate to make the trip from Boralus. Of course, the fact that his wife Alia was a mage simplified the travel arrangements...

Most people would have been startled when Chess stepped out of the Shadows to greet his nephew, but Snow had grow used to that; Uncle Jon had been using that trick to increase Snow's situational awareness as he had grown up. 

An uncharacteristic smile crossed over Jon's face. He would never have allowed his children to join "the family business", but he was very proud of the man Snow had become.

"Uncle Jon... I have applied for a job as an intelligence operative with the Gilnean Crown," Snow informed. 

"I.. am not horribly surprised. I guess I'll have to find someone else to run 'errands' for me," said Chess. "I am very proud of you, kid. I do have one question, though?"

"What's that?"

"Do you need a delivery of Gilnean White?" asked Chess.


Lobsterback (03) - Fishing for Answers

 ((Co-written by Elisabeta’s Player, with gratitude))


The light in the sky hung as usually did, a way to trick the mind into thinking that they were above ground and not sunk so deep underground that without the hanging crustal in the sky, and its mood swings from golden light to purple hued madness, they would be plunged into total darkness.


She had gotten the mail and had made it back to Stormwind in the evening that Sunday, heavy thoughts on her mind, choices to be made and the idea of just fishing, of just enjoying a simple activity appealed to her.  She paid the gnome for a faster delivery than normal, watching the letter she had written up be carried off on the ether to Jon Chess before she gathered her items and began to make her way towards Hallowfall.


The fellow most people called Jon Chess filled the wicker basket with a supply of bottles of Dalaran Blanc, Dwarven Stout, and a single canteen  of Heathglen Ambrosia (a mixture of raisin rum and strong lemonade) along with packages of sliced meats and a variety of small wheels of cheese. Jon did not know what would appeal to his fishing partner, but he hoped some of it would appeal. "Who didn't like Smoked Roast Talbuck, after all?" he mumbled as he finished packing and strapped the basket to his back as a pack, and headed to the hall of portals in Stormwind.


Portals generally were taxing to her, the complete tearing apart and putting back together, in the right places, made her nervous, even now.  To her, it made no logical sense, even when explained that she gave up trying to understand it.  A griffon was paid for, flown with her bag attached to her hip, a bag that magically could hold anything and everything she would need.


She was dressed comfortably, leather boots, cloth pants with a jacket of sorts, sunglasses crafted by an engineer that could filter out all the different types of light and just allow her to see things as they were.  Hair was clean and brushed, though riding on the Gryphon would only cause a bit of a mess.  She was thankful her hair was straight.


It took an hour or two before she landed at the spot carefully notated on the map she had been given by Jon and after sliding off the mount she had decided to use and slapping its backside to send it away to rest, she trained her eyes forward as she walked, hoping to catch sign of him.


Jon stepped forward from the shadows of the cliffside, where he had chosen to conceal himself from any passing predators. He carried the wicker basket in his hands and smiled, waving to Elisabeta with his free hand.  "Hello there! I hope this spot is suitable? I am told that it is ideally situated, as the fish tend to pool in the shade of the bridge."


She waved back to him, unbinding her bag from her back and allowing it to slide off her back to her right shoulder, hanging loosely and managed by her right elbow as she walked forward,  "No this is perfectly fine."  She remarked, eyebrows quirked at the sign of the basket.  "Is that for you or for the fish?  You plan on catching a big one?"  She joked quietly.


"Who can say?  I do know that fishing can work up quite the hunger, so I came prepared." Jon opened the wicker basket, first removing a thin blanket and spreading it open well above the curve of the waterline. The bottles and flasks of the assorted alcohol followed, with Jon burying them halfway in the insulating silica. He set a pair of thin wooden platters next to the containers of meats, and made a pile of the small cheese wheels in the center. "Courtesy of Trias Cheese in Stormwind. Please, help yourself whenever you like."


Jon removed the final canvas bag, which contained a set of tackle and thin, whiplike mithril rods. Each segment screwed into the end of the previous rod, and in minutes he had a portable strong but flexible fishing rod. "When I am in a hurry for food, I sometimes use a Dwarven Fishing Pole", he said, chuckling. "But mostly I fish for mediation between jobs."


She took a few more steps forward before allowing her pack to slip from her shoulder to the ground, making a soft thud noise when it landed.  Curious eyes glanced at the food for a moment before she bent down on bended knee to open her pack and dig around for a moment before a large fishing pole was removed.  Simple in its design, carved from wood native to Northrend with a Tuskar emblem carved into the side.  It was set to the side.


Next came out a flexible, gnome crafted chair that was in a box, uncoiled with a simple push of a button to something that could be relaxed into and clearly wasn't anything fancy either.  Practicality was something she admired, and it was clear in the items she chose.


Love the chair..."Jon commented, and she could hear the grief redolent in his voice. "Clearly you are quite experienced."


"I had in mind a bit of a game to help us get to know each other a little better," Chess said. "Alia and I call it 'Question', in which the players alternate asking each other questions, and giving honest and complete answers - or honestly decline to answer, at no penalty."  Jon laughed. "Of course, my kids played a more risqué version with their friends, but that is how kids are. Would you like to play?"


"I'll even let you go first..."


She got situated, making sure the line in the rod was clear, the hook clean as well, repaired from the last time she had taken the time to relax.


With a simple glance to him before she looked back to her chair, she took a deep seat into the saddle type of chair, keeping her feet on the ground with her pole in the middle while she fiddled with it. 


"Sure, sounds fun.  I have to answer honestly though?"


“Yes, but you can decline to answer, without any reason given,” he replied. “The point is to discover things, not to intrude on the purely private. Then again, some people have secrets that are not theirs to share, and I respect that.”


"Honesty, not sadism" he said, a sardonic grin framing his face.


With a shrug of her shoulder, she nodded, "I"m not that good at being intrusive with people.  I don't like asking questions as I figure if they wanted to talk about themselves, they would."  She gave a wry smile, eyeing him again.  "Suppose I'll have to step out of my comfort zone for this."


"Why don't you go first?"


“Very well, I shall. Are you aware of the fact that SI:7 has a complete file on your background?” Jon asked with deceptive ease. He was well aware that the question could easily end the game, their fishing, and possibly his life, but he was not quite so big of a hypocrite as to ask for honestly, and begin with a lie. He had found that the secret to lying well was to lie only when absolutely necessary; the rest of the time he was almost compulsively honest. He would deflect, he would defer, he would obfuscate, but almost never lie.


Her eyes lifted slightly to the water when he spoke, turning hard in an instant before she let her eyes drop back to her pole, slowly making sure the line was free of tangles with her finger tips.


"Interesting."  Was her comment, made in a hard and clipped voice that dripped with deeply held anger that was well under control, like everything else in her life. 


"You've seen it?"


“Yes”  Jon made a bone scroll case appear as if by magic. “I had one copy. If you tell me what you want the file to say, or disappear altogether, I’ll make sure it happens,” he offered, tossing the case to the sand near her. “No charge, of course.”


Her eyes shifted to the canister that dropped near the sand by her feet before they looked back to the string in her fingers, pulling it taunt..slowly.


"I never accept anything an SI:7 agent says as truth.  So thanks but uh..keep it."


“Oh, I never accept SI:7 reports at face value. You should see MY file; so many mistakes. Things I did that they got wrong, things I didn’t do that they attribute to me,” Jon said. “It’s one of the reasons that I feel no compunction about changing or deleting files. Except my own, of course. “


Jon didn’t mention that he had, on several occasions, deleted any other files kept on his wife or his children. Mathias Shaw was a petty little man, and would not scruple to strike at Join through them, even though he knew that angering the assassin known as the Rook would be a very dangerous game.


She continued to fix the pole, keeping an eye on it while she spoke in a soft, but clear voice.


"Generally speaking, it's not wise to show your cards too soon with someone you've known for barely any time."


With a quick flick of her wrist, she cast out, letting the line fly before it sank below the edge of the water, then came back up as a magical lure attached to the en"Does your family, your children, know what daddy is up to?"  She said quietly.d of it, bobbing slowly while she relaxed back in her chair.


Chess shrugged. “Nobody has ever accused me of being wise. Just, on occasion, effective.”


Jon stepped down to the waterline and stepped into the cold water and cast his own line. “Your turn.”


“"Does your family, your children, know what daddy is up to?" she said quietly.


Jon made a sigh as if deflating. “They know that I serve, and have served, Lady Proudmoore since the beginning of Theramore. They know that the former head of the entire Alliance spy service is their ‘Uncle Elling’. They know that I am a user of Shadow magics, that I am a thief and a scoundrel and do whatever Jaina asks of me,” he said slowly. “They knew from a young age that the world is a violent and unfair place, which was why they all learned to fight dirty - effectively - from a young age. Neither Alia nor I hid the truth of the world from them.” Jon’s voice was steady, but a single tear broke through his carefully crafted facade. “They know I thank the Light that none of them have turned out like their Father.” 


“Alia knows every last bit of it; she also serves Jaina, at the Lord Admiral’s need, as a secretary. I have no secrets from my Beloved; after all, when we met she and a healer were burning Sa’Diablo from my body without killing or crippling me.” Sa’Diablo was a euphoric narcotic infused with Fel magic and soul shards, and Jon had been addicted to their healing power. She had fallen in love with him in spite of the shattered psyche that had created the Rook, in spite of the addiction, in spite of the violence that he had once been convinced was his only value in the world. She had been determined from their first meeting to show him he deserved better, that he could have better if he was willing to reach for it. To fight for it with the same single focus he had in serving Jaina. He had decided then that he would hold nothing back, that if they were going to love one another she needed to know all of his metaphysical moles and warts, because he feared if he held back and she found out anyway, he would not be able to survive her leaving. And to her credit, she never did, though the road was long and rough, and she earned more than a few scars and painful memories traveling it with him than she would have otherwise. Jon Chess may have been the Rook to the world of shadows, but to him, she was his Queen. 


“Fortunately they take more after their mother, and to some extent their Uncles, Dane and Rorik. The silver on each of their heads, however, is enough of a mark for me.”



“Fortunately they take after their mother and Uncle Dane, and not me.”


She said nothing as she listened to him, occasionally lifting the line of her pole upwards in a quick but small jerking motion while her eyes stayed on the water where the bobber was floating.


"Suppose that's something then."  She remarked before giving him a bit of a nod, eyes still fixated on the water.


"Your turn."


Jon took a moment to re-orient his mind; he had not meant to re-live, to reveal so much, but this exchange must be honest and complete for it to have value. He had nor expected her questions to be so insightful. 


“Why did you kill your husband?” Jon asked, his voice deceptively calm. 


Oh, it was going to be like this...


She thought quietly to herself, her face impassive from years of practice as the question was asked and silence filled the air...until she broke the silence with her answer.


"Because he lied to me."


"Indeed?" Remind me never to take you to the Eastvale Horse Market. I would be a bloodbath," Jon said in a deadpan voice. "Whoever was tasked with burying the details did a superlative job, by the way." Jon waited, letting the silence build, while waiting for her to elaborate.


She did not.


"Your turn, then?"


She did not elaborate.  He was right.  Some secrets remained secrets, even after years had passed.


She took a slow breath in, letting it back out just as slowly before she asked her question to him.


"Why did you marry?"


Jon smiled, remembering the small ceremony in the Northshire Abbey. "Really quite simple. The world was at war. Queen Azshara had opened the gates of Nazjatar, I had been called upon to support the war effort. We loved each other deeply, and Alia had made it clear that she was not going to be left alone in this world. Not because of a ‘stupid, selfish war’, in any case, and she also made it very clear she wanted a family one day. A real one. Any children of mine were not going to be bastards, and we were both very, very determined that they would not be orphans. But, before we could plan, we needed to survive the mission. We decided to take care of the latter and do our best on the former. Plus, being married conferred legal authority and rights to information that would have otherwise been denied. So before we jumped off into that hole, we married."



"So you married..to have children?"  She asked, glancing at him with an even gaze set on her face.


“Yes, I guess you could say that we married so that we might have children. Still, when the twins showed up, it was an utter surprise. Not that she was pregnant, mind you. If Alia had left it to me alone, we still might not have had children yet; Alia and I still put ourselves at risk, and my age… Well, let's just say that I no longer have the same edge I once had. I’m slower. Fortunately, I am also sneakier. I always suspected that Alia had a hand in circumventing my contraception, but I have never asked. Doesn’t seem relevant, really…”


"Wait...what?"  She asked, sitting up in her chair a bit, fixing her sharp green eyes towards him. "What was that about circumventing contraception?"


"Thistle tea, taken regularly, prevents men from being able to conceive by lowering the seed viability. Alia has always had access to the cabinet where I kept the leaves, and I taught her the rudimentary use of my poisons kit, in case there was trouble and I could not heal myself. In any event, Baron and Bishop were unplanned," Jon informed.


She looked at him a moment, before flicking a brow upwards slightly while settling back into her chair again, eyes forward.  "So she messed with the birth control without telling anyone and had an oppsie baby, or babies, in your case."


"Perhaps. Perhaps she knew I would never stop until I had a reason to. Perhaps she swapped my tea for one of similar taste but with no effect, or found a spell that would overcome her own infertility brought on by the excessive arcane use of her past and left the rest to chance. Perhaps it was a bit of both," Jon stated. “Regardless, they are my children, every one of them, and I love them.”


"Your word unto the Light.  Blood doesn't make children yours anyway. "  she said, perhaps agreeing with him on this point. "Your question now, if you wish."


Jon nodded, although at what, he was not sure. “Why did you refuse magical healing after the Battle of Dalaran?”


"My relationship with the Light, or any forms of magic is strained.  I didn't trust it," Elisabeta said.


“Fair enough. If you would like, I can supply you with a few vials of my own Crimson Mist healing draught? Clearly you have not stopped the fighting.” Jon shrugged. He made a good supply of medical supplies, stashed at several safe houses in Stormwind, Ironforge, Boralus, and Dornigal. He could spare a few bottles if she trusted him enough to use them. “Your turn.”


She quickly shook her head at the offer of a potion, her answer almost too quick as it came.  "No.  Thank you.  It heals when it heals."  Her tone wasn't necessarily harsh, but it was firm.  Resolute, even.


"Do you make it a habit to tell people you have connections with SI:7?  My knowledge of the organization is such that no one should know that you have one."


Jon laughed out loud. “SI:7 is the worst-kept secret in the Alliance, and one of the reasons I refused to work for them. Everyone in the Great Game has a relationship with SI:7, some antagonistic, some allied. Shaw hires outsiders all the time because he has a track record of losing agents in a slipshod manner. The important secrets I don’t talk about, but a relationship with SI:7 isn’t one of them.”


"Still...a bit odd that you're so free with the information."  She said, keeping her eyes on him a moment before looking back to her pole, bouncing it a bit slightly. "Who knows if the people I know would be interested in people like you.  In war, sides are always taken.." she said softly.


She scoffed lightly, shaking her head while she spoke to him.  "I don't understand why but, I'm not about to tell you how to make specific choices in your life."


"Suppose it is your turn again."  She remarked, reaching up to smooth the thick straight strands of blonde grey hair away from her face.


“I only have one more important question left; how can I help?” Jon had many unimportant questions - what was your favorite steamy romance, what was your favorite type of cheese, what sort of beverage do you prefer, but while informative, the answers weren’t important.


Almost as important as whether or not she’d let him help. Likely not; she was too busy beating herself up to allow anyone to see her as a person of value. Still, she could surprise him. 


"Help?" she asked, glancing back at him, brow raised slightly as the question was posed. "Why would you think I needed help?"


Her answer did not surprise him. "I guess you don't. Still, open offer. Your turn."


"That was your question?  How do I need help?"  She might have cracked a smile for the briefest of moments before turning her gaze forward again to the water. "I assume that your wife knows that you went fishing with a strange woman?"


“She does indeed.” Alia had trusted Jon’s assessment of Elisabeta, even as she remained skeptical that he would be able to improve - or even truly understand - her situation. She knew, possibly better than Jon himself, what demons drove him to do the things he did. Success was problematic; the willingness to try was all that mattered to her.


"Odd." Her only comment as she slouched in the chair, letting her head rest back as the pole in her hands was moved from hand to hand by dropping of fingers into each other in a slow and steady pattern. "DId you have any other questions for me or were those few the extent of your curiosity."


There are always more questions; how you answered told me as much as what you said," replied Jon. "You are very guarded, and do not trust easily.  That said, what do you do to relax?"





Sunday, November 24, 2024

Lobsterback (02)

 

Elisabeta MacTavish

The fellow most knew as Jon Chess settled into the comfortable over-stuffed leather chair in his wife's study in Boralus; Alia spent a lot of time reading, translating, note-taking, and other scholarly pursuits with her shapely buttocks parked right here. It was the most comfortable chair in the Kul Tiran capital. Jon removed the purloined SI:7 dossier on the paladin Elisabeta MacTavish, and began reading.


INTEL REPORT

All information stated below is considered classified.  Sharing without prior authorization will result in loss of clearance level and summary judgment up to and including jail/death.

Subject: Elisabeta Elise MacTavish

Alias:  Elisabeta Elise Smithson, Codebreaker

Date:  41, November 20th (Year 633 - by the King’s Calendar)

Case Number: 47-40-1876

Analyst: Agt. Roarke Morrison, Stormwind

Jon smirked, satisfied. She had piqued his curiosity, and not only did SI:7 have a file on her (he had been bluffing when obtaining a copy) but it was rather thick. Of course, that was good news and bad news - it contained a lot of information, but the information was cross-referenced to other files he did not have. Still...  better too much information than not enough.

Summary:

Based on open source intelligence and surveillance activities, Elisabeta Elise MacTavish is suspected to be a key member of Sommerset Inc, involved in trafficking of gnomes and dwarfs for profit, counterfeiting and bribery in the city of Stormwind and Dalaran.  As of the date of this report, evidence provided to a magistrate has not brought about charges or a conviction. Recent activity indicates a cooling down period and no known activity has been seen for over two years.

"Interesting..." Jon mumbled. He had never heard of any criminal organizations involved in trafficking gnomes or dwarves; the social structures of both gnomish and dwarven societies were highly protective of clan members; gnome and dwarven birth rates demanded fierce loyalties. Of course, just because SI:7 made assertions hardly made it factual. Jon smiled; he knew all kinds of things in his own file were malign lies - the ill feelings between Jon Chess and Mathias Shaw were well-known within SI:7, made more intensive on Shaw's part by the number of times he'd needed Jon to save his pretentious ass from the fire.

Key Findings:

Associations: Stephen MacTavish (dec), Matthew Riley (dec), Tinkerspot Ratchet (dec) , Allison Smithson (dec), Sarah Smithson (dec)

Family:  Stephen MacTavish (s., dec), Martha Smithson (mother, dec), Robert Smithson (father, dec), Allison Smithson (s, dec), Sarah Smithson (s, dec)

Jon felt a surge of sympathy; far too many people had a long list of dead family and friends. The constant shifting states of emergencies had taken a deep toll on many people. 

In that regard, Jon had been doubly fortunate; he was an orphan with a step-brother who was able to take care of himself, and a wife and family who were... formidable. 

Location:

Regular activity has been identified in Dornogal, Dalaran and Stormwind with key interaction patterns in Valdrakkan

Communication Patterns:

Analysis of communications shows both magical non-magical calls and letters written to and frequent use of encrypted communication platforms to an individual known only as Filaren.  No known person/entity exists within the confines of this Analysts ability to decipher.  Unknown contents as communications are self destructed upon gathering.

"That's not good," mumbled Jon. Self-destructing communications were indicative of a Jon-level of paranoia. Again, not necessarily conclusive of wrong-doing, but worth noting.

Financial Activity:

Recent large deposits into Stormwind Bank/Dornogal Bank are suspected to be proceeds from criminal activities, however the evidence is circumstantial and cannot be proven without further investigation.

Jon mentally shrugged. He was himself making a remarkable amount of money from perfectly legitimate sources. New kinds of cheese from the Alliance was making Universal Exports a fortune, but SI:7 probably viewed anything lucrative as a potentially illegitimate money-making exercise. Jon made a mental note to check, regardless - even a stopped clock was accurate twice a day.

Background Information:

Personal Details: Date of actual birth could not be determined as records have been destroyed.  Age determined by other resources.

Born in Westfall to Martha and Robert Smithson, Blacksmith.  Eldest of three.  Sisters are twins Sarah and Allison, born three years her senior.  At the writing of this report, all family members are deceased.

Recruited at sixteen into the Stormwind Army.  Natural and innate ability to wield the Light was noticed, transferred to Northshire Abby to train as a paladin.  After knighting, transferred to Ironforge.  Lended out to various organizations as needs dictated.

A typical deployment of the Silver Hand. Too much demand, not enough resources.

Wed to Stephen MacTavish at the age of 25.  Sources indicate a possible honeypot situation as Stephen MacTavish (report 47-58-9965) was owner of Sommerset Inc, (report 47-96-9945), an organization with ties to Ratchet, the Defias, and the Syndicate which dealt exclusively with war profiteering, up to and including slave trading. Her sisters were later recruited as well, as a tactic to ensure complete cooperation. It is not determined, at this time, that the subject gave away important strategic military information, up to and including location of war supplies, gold caches and incoming transports.

Jon winced. Stephan MacTavish sounded like a real piece of work; Sommerset Inc.may have been illicit but not lucrative enough for Jon to have heard of it. He had carried out what might only be considered a slaughter of the Syndicate when he dated a former Syndicate spellcaster. Jon had kept up the unprovoked killing of Syndicate operatives and leadership until they'd written off losing Madame D'Arque as a fruitless endeavor.

No children.

"Probably for the best," thought Jon.

Stephen MacTaivsh was killed by Elisabeta MacTavish in year 39 of the Kings Calendar.  Due to the nature of the killing, location, and reason, no charges were brought.  Subsequent file has been blacklisted and is no longer available.

"Interesting," said Jon. Given the speculation that Elisabeta was honey-trapped into marriage, he couldn't fault her, and obviously a magistrate had agreed. What Jon found interesting was that the case file had been thoroughly buried. 

Two months later, a near lethal injury sustained in the Battle of Dalaran resulted in the medical discharge of the subject.  Both head and leg injuries have since been healed though it was noted that the subject refused magical healing, choosing to heal as “..nature intended.”  It should be noted that physically, the subject appears to have healed as of the date of this report, however, mentally and spiritually the subject appears to be struggling.  No contact will be made at this time, watch ongoing.

"She refused magical healing? I wonder if she felt that she was unworthy of being healed by the Light. Jon knew of a few ex-Scarlet Crusaders who refused to invoke the Light, although they retained the ability. Most of them volunteered for war duties, taking dangerous missions until they died in service to the Alliance. Jon hoped that Elizabeta didn't have that self-destructive streak. It would be a waste.

Source Information: n/a

Surveillance: On going.

Informant:Unable to secure reliable informant re: Robin Hood Effect

Analysis: As of the date of this report, it cannot be proven or disproven that she acted with full knowledge concerning her spouse's criminal activity or that of her sisters.  Recommend surveillance continue.

Recommendations:

Increased Surveillance:

Maintain surveillance on Elisabeta Elise MacTavish and key associates to monitor movements and potential criminal activity.

Financial Investigation:

Initiate a thorough financial investigation into Elisabeta Elise MacTavish accounts to trace illicit funds.

Coordinate with Law Enforcement:

Collaborate with relevant law enforcement agencies to share information and coordinate potential operations.

Standard operating procedure. Jon wondered how active their surveillance was; perhaps he should follow her himself, to see who and how many were watching.

Disclaimer:

This intelligence report is based on the best available information at the time of writing. Information may be incomplete or inaccurate, and conclusions should be treated with caution. Carefully manage the distribution of intelligence reports to authorized personnel only.


Jon laughed. "I  promise not to tell anyone!"

Saturday, November 23, 2024

A Pardon for Alia

A Pardon for Alia 

"OK, I'll take the job in exchange for a pardon for Alia," Jon told Shaw. "But I think it's poor form to charge Alia because she chose me and not you."

Shaw gave Chess a look that implied severe gastric distress or unforeseen annoyance with the Agent of Cheese. "Good. I am sending a guy with you, just in case." Shaw signaled to his lieutenant, the goblin named Renzick. Also known as "The Shiv." Renzick motioned a large fellow clad in the regulation black of a SI:7 operative. Black leather armor, cloak, high leather boots, and a black mask and hood. Jon spotted several blades of various lengths concealed about his person. From his belt hung two two-foot-long hardwood batons. "This is Kosh. He will do with you and take charge of the letters once you obtain them."

Agent Kosh, a pleasure," said Jon. "Batons?"

Kosh shrugged. "I don't like killing when it can be avoided."

"Hence his working name," commented Renzick with a nasty grin.

Jon raised an eyebrow. "You carry three throwing blades, likely envenomed."

Kosh shrugged again. "I'm not a fanatic about it."

"I see," said Chess. He approved the theory so long as it didn't interfere with the mission. "Meet me at the Pig & Whistle for breakfast, and we'll go to Boralus."

"By ship?" Kosh asked.

"Don't be absurd. My wife is a Dalaran Magna, and I get seasick easily."

"...I thought you were Kul Tiran?" asked Kosh.

"Common mistake. I'm Gilnean."

"Really? I'd have expected someone... with more fur."

"How rude!" Jon said. "Just for that, you must endure a joke. Knock knock?"

"Whose there?" responded Kosh.

"Kosh," said Jon.

Kosh gave Jon a deadpan look. "Not funny."


*      *      *      *      *


Kosh arrived via a rooftop path at sunrise and settled into a comfortable spot to watch the entrance to the Pig & Whistle Tavern, Jon Chess' unofficial 'office' when he was in Stormwind. Kosh was cautious and wanted to ensure that there were no watchers or ambushers in place for the breakfast meeting with Chess.

He opened the flask at his belt and drank; early morning stakeouts required strong coffee.

"You know, they have better coffee inside," came a voice behind Kosh. Kosh froze, slowly turning to face the owner of the vote. 

"I thought we were meeting inside?" grumbled Kosh.

"We were meeting inside, but apparently, we are both... cautious people," commented Chess.

"Paranoid, more like," said Kosh.

"It's not paranoia when you find someone skulking on the rooftops," said Chess.

"I was not skulking. I was surveilling," said Kosh.

"Well, if you are done, I can have breakfast ready in a half-hour. With fresh-ground coffee from Kul Tiras."

"I thought you were Gilnean?"

"I am Gilnean, but I work in Boralus."

"That explains why Shaw hired you."

"Shaw hired me because he's an egotistical bastard. He knew the only way I'd help him was to protect Alia." Jon motioned to the entrance of the tavern. "Shall we eat?"

Minutes later, the pair entered the standard room of the tavern.

"Alia, my Beloved, this fellow is Kosh, my babysitter from Shaw," Jon said. Kosh noted that when Jon spoke to his wife, his face lit up with a genuine smile. Kosh was used to Jon's smirk but could never remember seeing him smile.

Alia Atherton Chess was a woman of medium height and a slender build. Her chestnut hair fell loosely down past her shoulders. Her eyes were an arcane shade of purple. She was dressed in black and deep purple robes cut in Kul Tiras fashion, but her boots had the sigil of Dalaran on them. She smiled gently but smirked like Jon when she sketched a slight bow and said, "It is a pleasure to meet you, Kosh. I'm afraid you work for a jerk, but I don't hold that against you."

"There are few congenial people in my line of work, Mistress Chess," said Kosh, returning the bow with a deeper one of his own.

"That is an unfortunate truth," confirmed Alia with a smile. "Come, let us sit while Jon makes breakfast."

Kosh smiled. "Jon's file doesn't really say anything about Jon cooking...?" 

"Really? When was the last time you read his file?" Alia asked curiously.

"Well, last night, to prepare for the mission," said Kosh.

"Ah. Jon's SI:7 file is a bizarre beast, constantly being revised by people with influence. It's one of the reasons why Master Shaw is not fond of Jon," informed Alia. "The Stormwind Crown, Lady Jaina Proudmoore, the Uncrowned, the Gilnean Crown... all of these sometimes ask Jon to work for them rather than SI:7. They know Jon can be trusted when he accepts an assignment, whereas SI:7... let's just say that there is a history of SI:7 instability. Jon doesn't have files to steal." 

"I see," said Kosh.

"I don't think you do," commented Alia. "If you ever see Jon naked, you'd have a better idea." Alia thought of the constant reminders of past interrogations, which had marked his body with scars and burn marks, both mundane and magical. 

"I'll take your word for it," Kosh said uncomfortably.

"Smart man. Jon loves to cook, though, and has done so for several militia groups in the past - at least those who did not dwell on the fact that Jon is always making venoms and poisons for his own use." Alia giggled at the nervous smile rising on Kosh's face.

After surviving breakfast, Alia opened a portal to Boralus.


(Apologies. This snippet was a work in progress, but will remained unfinished due to personal issues.)

Raucous in the Rain (By Alia's player)

 Warning - Smutty

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Lobsterback (01)

The fellow that many knew as Jon Chess slipped into the laughably-locked archive in the basement of the SI:7 facility in Stormwind, and smiled to himself as he heard the noises behind him. "Relax, Barleyscrew... it's only me."

"Oh Fel farts.. what do you want this time, cheese-monger?" said the wizened gnome, the purple crest of hair quivering over his baling pate.

"You say that like it's an insult... regardless, I would like a copy of the file on one Elisabeta Elise MacTavish," answered Jon. "And in exchange... the last three months of 'Goblins Gone Wild For Free!'". The archivist and scribe had a weakness for Goblin's Gentleman's Club magazines. 

"You could have just filed an information sharing request..." grumbled the gnome, well aware of Jon's privy agent status for Admiral Proudmoore.

"I could... but that takes weeks, because Shaw doesn't like me," reminded Chess. His history of antagonism wit the Master of SI:7 was well-known within SI:7, especially when it was Jon who purged them of demon infestation in the recent past.

"Fine... what was the name again?" the gnome asked.

"Elisabeta Elise MacTavish. Lobsterback of the Light." 'Lobsterback' was shorthand for a wearer of plate armor. "I'll wait."

Barleyscrew dropped what he was doing and located the file. Not pausing to read it, he used a magical quill and ink set to perform a swift duplication before popping it into a leather scroll case for Jon.

The two swiftly exchanged packages, and Jon left. He had some reading to do.

A Delivery of Gilnean White

The man that most people knew at Jonathan Chess crouched in the shadows inside the deserted Pyrewood Chapel. He had stepped into the Shadows...